Scattered memos to Nobody: My list .. just wont stop y'all

Wednesday, September 11, 2019

My list .. just wont stop y'all

In so much pain.. just want to crawl in bed.. but I still have house chores, outside chores etc to finish.. it is NEVER ENDING. Not doing dinner tonight though.. ggrr. I will be putting myself in time out in a bit, and that is where I am staying !
Just a reminder folks.. your loved ones if sick like I am will still be feeling these things today even if they dont mention it...
Numbness & Tingling
Dizziness, Vision problems, Emotional BS, Hearing loss, LOTS OF PAIN, Bladder issues, bowl issues, Seizures, TIA'S... Tremors.. inverse and outwards. Walking, Talking, standing and motor skill issues.. Itching, Muscle spasms, sexual dysfunction.. WANTS NONE ! Fatigue, swallowing issues, Depression, Sadness, Anger, Frustration. Cognitive dysfunctions... Headaches.. And a WHOLE ARRAY of other awesome fucking things. Just kiss them, help them. and tell them you love them and are on their team !
Humor burst.. I have NEVER faked a sarcasm in my life y'all ~ 😎
Only Wednesday and already wanting Saturday football... hhahha.. My Cats play Florida Gators.. thats gonna be a good one.
I have lists to go make, Laundry to finish, and things calling my name. Damn, I might be changing my name soon.. HAHAHHA
From this nutbasket to yours... I LUVS YA ALL.

Adventures still to be had

My list is long.. (but I'm condensing to only 10 things)

Learn to play Chess
Learn to play Piano
Sky Diving
Hot Air Balloon ride over Grand Canyon
Visit Arlington Cemetery.. Tomb of Unknown Soldier etc
See Mt. Rushmore
See Lady Liberty up close & in person
Visit Hawaii.. see Volcano in person
After Sooooo many years of Marriage.. I would love to have an actual Wedding ceremony or re-new vows and do something in grand style
Have a Day.. with no pain, no sickness, no ggrrr… just have one PEACEFUL and HARMONIOUS day

Seeing as how I left so many out.. I might change this from time to time to add other stuff in the mix .Keeping it real people.. just keeping it REAL !

Lighten up Already

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"

The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."

The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."

The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happend, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"