Scattered memos to Nobody: Whaattttt?

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Whaattttt?

Funniest shit ever ! Well I did something today I have never done ever as long as I have been baking and cooking !!!

Will be checking the banana nut breads thoroughly before anyone eats them and debating whether I should say anything to Phil about it.. LMAO. He keeps shit from me .. ALL THE TIME ! Might ad well... lol

So.. ya wanna know what I did.. While mixing the ingredients.. I am pretty sure I popped one of my false nails off .. in the mix.. so somewhere in one of my breads is a pink nail .. supporting Breast Cancer awareness,, OH MY GOD,,.

SSHHHH.. don't tell ... This is gonna be interesting to say the least.. I am killing it today.. 0 for 100.. I am sure of that.. Damn.. am I sure its not a Monday?? hahahha😄

Adventures still to be had

My list is long.. (but I'm condensing to only 10 things)

Learn to play Chess
Learn to play Piano
Sky Diving
Hot Air Balloon ride over Grand Canyon
Visit Arlington Cemetery.. Tomb of Unknown Soldier etc
See Mt. Rushmore
See Lady Liberty up close & in person
Visit Hawaii.. see Volcano in person
After Sooooo many years of Marriage.. I would love to have an actual Wedding ceremony or re-new vows and do something in grand style
Have a Day.. with no pain, no sickness, no ggrrr… just have one PEACEFUL and HARMONIOUS day

Seeing as how I left so many out.. I might change this from time to time to add other stuff in the mix .Keeping it real people.. just keeping it REAL !

Lighten up Already

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"

The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."

The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."

The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happend, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"