Why should you never break up with a goalie? Because he is a keeper.
What did one boat say to the other boat? Are you interested in a little row-mance?
What did the patient with the broken leg say to their doctor? Hey doc, I have a crutch on you.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it.
My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I love everyone. Some people I love to be around, while some of them are people who I would rather avoid. And then there are some who I would love to punch in the face.
