Lost in thought this morning, and listening to my daughters alarm going off repeatedly.. and her still not getting up.. I find my mind driftin a bit.. I catch myself drifting to a rainy cool morning,, birds chirping.. sexiness in the air.. and I begin to move my hand up my thigh a bit....
EEWWWW.. NOOOO.. my hand was not going there.. it was going to my keyboard.. get your mind outta the gutter. That is so not even last on my list.. That is not even on my list.... LOL
but however humor is.. I must incorporate some into my everyday living or I will not survive the days that ...for some reason... keep coming !!!
Wanted:
In great and urgent need of a house Fairie today. You must be willing to do housework,..ie... laundry, sweeping, mopping, dishes, vac furniture, clean bathrooms, LOTS of dusting... vac all floors.. OH MY LIST IS LONG AND PLENTIFUL... YOU WILL NOT BE BORED... I PROMISE...
You must be willing to do yardwork.. to include.. all front and back yard needs.. pick up poop.. clean porches, mow, fix garden.. fill birdfeeders, water bowls.. etc etc etc. LIST IS LONG ONCE AGAIN !
Wash and clean driveway,, Wash the car... clean up and put away anything that goes in garage and shed.. and make sure garage is also squared away properly and clean !
No need to run errands or to store today,,, I am good on that front! But taking care of house inside and out.. yards,, and dogs ! I also have separate list of duties for the furbabies.. clean ears, bathe, feed, play with, brush.. etc etc etc..
My list is schedule to grow and or change at the drop of a hat.. You have been forewarned..
Any Takers???
LMAO
