Scattered memos to Nobody: Friday Facts

Friday, August 2, 2019

Friday Facts

Scoffer.. (sometimes) Sigher.. (without a doubt) Possibly a Huffer .. ( turning into one).
I could finally be going crazy y'all. Looking at a backwards fence around my complete backyard.. and having backward doorknobs.. on every door in my house.. where I struggle 50 times a day with locking and unlocking every door… especially at night .. I get so confused , frustrated, and stuck. You laugh.. I know you do it too.. but I am sick and you are just stupid and do it.. Just kidding,, I love ya. I know we all do that stuff.. shit in our houses, in the dark, in the middle of the night. I also know I can be the Queen of Idiocy.. so I throw no stones .. to those that fiddle with shit.. like crazy people.. in the middle of the night. I need to fix em'.. Those damn locks will plaque me no more ! LOL

Something to keep in mind today.. Talking shit about people and talking truth about shitty people … there is a huge difference.. make sure you are aware of that today !

.kcuF is still the same.. no more how you slice and dice it !! HA AH

Today may be the wretched Grey known as Friday, but still...we must live it . Just Sayin'

There still is 24 hours in eachday.. no matter how we try and wish to change that,.. we can not. We must not give up.. NO SURRENDER

Adventures still to be had

My list is long.. (but I'm condensing to only 10 things)

Learn to play Chess
Learn to play Piano
Sky Diving
Hot Air Balloon ride over Grand Canyon
Visit Arlington Cemetery.. Tomb of Unknown Soldier etc
See Mt. Rushmore
See Lady Liberty up close & in person
Visit Hawaii.. see Volcano in person
After Sooooo many years of Marriage.. I would love to have an actual Wedding ceremony or re-new vows and do something in grand style
Have a Day.. with no pain, no sickness, no ggrrr… just have one PEACEFUL and HARMONIOUS day

Seeing as how I left so many out.. I might change this from time to time to add other stuff in the mix .Keeping it real people.. just keeping it REAL !

Lighten up Already

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"

The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."

The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."

The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happend, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"