Scattered memos to Nobody: FYI

Friday, August 9, 2019

FYI

Yes, I bitch about my family, but I even it out with praise also... I am in the middle like that. They are crazy, but I am crazier.. so I don't throw stones.. Jus sayin'

FYI blast:
* When people are sick (me) , I need more than just to stay in bed and rest !
*As I have gotten sicker and older.. ya know reaching AARP status... I am learning to relax a bit and not stress over EVERY small thing.. just kidding y'all.. I am on my Meds !
*AAWWW,.. here is the sweet one.. It is National Hand Holding Day.. yay 💜
* Here is the big one for this morning,.. Fake people no longer surprise me.. especially this morning.. It's the loyal ones around me.. around here.. that do ! I have 2 great neighbors.. Love em 2 pieces.. I DO.
*The thought this a.m. at about 0830 .. was wishing I could just move to Margaritaville !! It's Friday there too... HAHHAHAHA
*The MOST IMPORTANT ones are :... I wish people didn't overreact about the most mundane things sometimes.. it's truly exhausting. I think it is time for some ppl 2 open their eyes, and just say .. UNCLE !
As for the gif.. just wanted to make sure I had your attention !

Adventures still to be had

My list is long.. (but I'm condensing to only 10 things)

Learn to play Chess
Learn to play Piano
Sky Diving
Hot Air Balloon ride over Grand Canyon
Visit Arlington Cemetery.. Tomb of Unknown Soldier etc
See Mt. Rushmore
See Lady Liberty up close & in person
Visit Hawaii.. see Volcano in person
After Sooooo many years of Marriage.. I would love to have an actual Wedding ceremony or re-new vows and do something in grand style
Have a Day.. with no pain, no sickness, no ggrrr… just have one PEACEFUL and HARMONIOUS day

Seeing as how I left so many out.. I might change this from time to time to add other stuff in the mix .Keeping it real people.. just keeping it REAL !

Lighten up Already

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"

The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."

The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."

The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happend, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"