Scattered memos to Nobody: Advanced Warning !! Yes, I come with a tag !!!

Friday, September 6, 2019

Advanced Warning !! Yes, I come with a tag !!!

If you are scared of... or do not want to hear the truth about things, people, me, feelings, etc and so on.. I am telling ya now.. giving you full disclaimer and advanced Warnings.. you are not going to like my blog spot or probably 94 % of my postings. Sorry.. Just Me.. Just my shit like every thing else.. ya either deal with it or move on your way folks !! No joking with that statement either straight up realness going on.. 24 ..7.. 365 !!!
I am me on line just as I am in everyday life off the blog and computer. Take me as I am or you can screw off.. I cant always be roses and honey when my life is dogshit & vinegar and garlic.. Ya feel me?? Here is the part where and when I try to make us all feel better by looking at a pretty graphic.. lol.. yes.. humor button has been switched on now ! Have a good afternoon my friends.. or at least try to anyways.. ! I understand.. Really I do 💙

Adventures still to be had

My list is long.. (but I'm condensing to only 10 things)

Learn to play Chess
Learn to play Piano
Sky Diving
Hot Air Balloon ride over Grand Canyon
Visit Arlington Cemetery.. Tomb of Unknown Soldier etc
See Mt. Rushmore
See Lady Liberty up close & in person
Visit Hawaii.. see Volcano in person
After Sooooo many years of Marriage.. I would love to have an actual Wedding ceremony or re-new vows and do something in grand style
Have a Day.. with no pain, no sickness, no ggrrr… just have one PEACEFUL and HARMONIOUS day

Seeing as how I left so many out.. I might change this from time to time to add other stuff in the mix .Keeping it real people.. just keeping it REAL !

Lighten up Already

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. How did you get that?"

The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. He rubs the bottle, and a puff of smoke pops out and tells him that he can have one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks."

The genie says, "OK, go outside, and your wish will be granted."

The man goes outside, but all he finds are ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells his friend what happend, and his friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"